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The music producer Dieter Bohlen is the biggest loudmouth in TV. He is a member of the TV jury in "Deutschland sucht den Superstar" - "Germany searches the Superstar".
His quotations are sometimes hard, but always funny. At least I think they are unmatched in the history of German TV.

In this TV Show each candidate is singing in front of the jury to be judged if he has the potential to become the next german superstar.

Here are some of the quotations from Dieter Bohlen.

Du riechst gut, alles andere ist Scheisse.
You smell good, everything else is shit.

Du siehst aus wie eine geisteskranke Blondine.
You look like an insane blonde.

Das Problem ist, das war ein bisschen Scheisse.
The problem is, this was a bit shit.

Jeder Froschfurz hat mehr Power.
Every frog fart has more power.

Das klingt wie wenn man eine Handgranate in einen Hühnerstall schmeisst.
This sounds like throwing a hand granate in a chicken house.

Die Schuhe sind okay. Alles andere würde ich löschen.
The shoes are okay. Everything else I would delete.

So hoch kommt nicht mal mein Kanarienvogel, wenn ich drauftrete.
Not even my canary bird can't sing that high, if I put my foot on it.

Von 10 Tönen triffst du 11 nicht.
From 10 notes you missed 11.

Singen kannst du null. Stimme klingt Scheisse, aber der Verstärker, der war gut.
Singing was zero. Voice sounds like shit, but the amplifier, that was a good one.

Dein Talent hat geglänzt. Leider durch Abwesenheit.
Your talent was shining... unfortunately....by it's absense.

Das war noch nicht mal Scheisse. Für Scheisse müsstest du 5 mal besser singen.
This was not even shit. For being shit you must sing 5 times better.

Geh nach Hause und lass dich löschen.
Go home and get yourself deleted.

Du könntest Sängerin werden...aber nur für Horrorfilme und so.
You could become a singer...but only for horror movies and stuff like this.

Das klingt wie Schweine im Weltall.
This sounds like pigs in outer space.

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